Dear Mind ,
My name is ‘Chicken Burger ’, I was born in a storage room in Kentucky . I have no parents,but many many siblings! Right now there are two tight things clamping on my waist . In Front of me ,I see a deep dark cave with really sharp white rocks on the top and bottom.
Oh,Man!! I am inside the cave ,and it is extremely slippery--there is a clear goo all over me,aagh :(.
I think I’m stuck in here,except for my hands.
Aaaah, I think this saliva which means those white things are ….ohhh,No...human teeth!!!!
My left hand just ripped off!I’m getting smaller every second and this saliva stuff is making me mushy. But, I’m still quite big;I wonder how I’m going to fit down that long pipe thing.
Now I get it, this tongue ‘thing’ is slapping me in the face..I feel quite different,as if I have turned much smaller!
“Hey,what are you doing to me ? ? This kinda hurts! ” (understatement,hurts like crazy!!)
“Oh! I’m making you into a bolus.”
“A Whaaat??”
“A bolus, it’s a small palette formed by the food.”
“Are you..calling me FOOD??”
“Ummm, yeah. ”
Woah!(Sarcasm)This tongue-a-majig just pushed me down the long pipe. Ugh, whatever! like I care!
Oooh,there are two passageways--how come I’m not allowed to go down this one? Anyways...I’m down one of these long pipe things,called Esophagus. It’s walls have some pretty big muscles.
Let me have a look at mine…,ohh--ya I don’t have my hands,got chewed up by some Human!
These muscles are pushing me in rhythmic wave of movements,There is something written on it’s walls “ Burger King was here! ” Smiley! This process is called Peristalsis.
Aaah!This new place is nice & comfy. It reeks a little bit but it’s warm and feels like I am sitting in a jacuzzi. I know what it is called,it is either a stamoch,or a stomach. It looks like a sac. There’s some slime on the walls. Hmmm...I wonder what it is.Right now I’m more concerned on why I’m getting smaller and smaller..
“Hey Mister , What are YOU?? Who are you talking to ??”
“Well,I’m pepsin . ”
“And I’m Happy Clap Along ..:),just kidding..I’m Hydro Chloric Acid. ”
“Okkk..what are YOU doing to ME ?? ”
“Well...Pepsin here begins the breakdown of your protein molecules While I…, kill bacteria and make it the right acidic levels for pepsin to function properly . ”
“ohhokk..now, that explains it all.I will just rest for sometime now, I am too sleepy….(yaaawn)”
I’m getting pushed out of the stomach now, and what is that thing with a smaller version of stomach on it? Do I hear a song??
“I’m the liver , lalalalalaaa, you’re the gall bladderrr….”
Did he just call me ‘Gall Bladder’? What’s that supposed to be?
“OOh Yeahhhh,’m the GALL BLADDERRRR!! tralallalalalalla…”
Note to self: this horribly squeaky sack thing is the Gall Bladder..,no wonder,ugh!
I’m getting tinier and tickled by these little round things.Most of my mush is going through this.
“Mind your own mushness, mister!”
“Whaat?? why on Mt.Burg is this thing talking to ME??”
“Calm down, Buddy! I’m just taking your fully digested parts and absorbing it into blood.”
“ Waaaitt!!I’m not done,may I ask what are you? You are tickling me out of my wits!!”
“I’m finger like structures called villi. I contain the capillaries which absorb your minerals,amino acids,vitamins and glucose while my lacteal absorbs your fat.”
“ If you are trying to call me FAT ,then let me just tell you…..MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!! ”
“Noo...I’m not, you’ve misunderstood me…”
“The guts of some people!! Unbelievable!!” (smirk)
As I move along, I see another sign by ‘Burger King’, it read “You are now exiting the small intestine. You may not be a big fan of the next stop--the large intestine !!”
I’m getting so fed up, and a teensy bit scared..:((
Eewww!!This place reeks and now from being mushy and soft,this large intestine has absorbed all my water. Boy, am I disappearing fast or what?? There are some of the remains of my planty cellulose. I don’t know what I feel but it doesn’t fit under the category of good.
I think my whatever I am is going to burst…
“What am I ,big bowl thing??”
“My dear friend, you are a semi solid mass called faeces…”
“What’s with this ‘ My dear friend ’ stuff? I barely know you and you haven’t answered my question--WHAT are YOU ?”
“ Sorry for insulting you, Well….I have 2 parts: First,the Rectum and next the Anus .”
“ Umm...thankx! ” --some people things are weird!
Oh my GODDD!! I see light!! Finally, I am freeeee….
UGGHHH..it is soo hard to push out from here! I’m Out.....Finally!!!
Now, what is this Bowl thing?? What was that sound?? Aaaaahhhh, why am I going in circles??? helppppp….
hey, Wait--what’s written here ??
“ Burger king was here, you are in the toilet bowl. PEACE OUT!!